i woke up to this
and actually fell out of bed
and then this was in the article
so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again
WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT
and you better not be fucking with me:
I haven’t been this excited since.. ever.
My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.
- scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
- me: you mean per day
- scientist: what
- me: what
my meals in the summer
- breakfast: 1pm
- lunch: 7pm
- more food: 11pm
- midnight snack: 2am